leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

brithanoakleaf:

1997 Rodger’s and Hommerstein’s Cinderella. Love this movie

brithanoakleaf:

1997 Rodger’s and Hommerstein’s Cinderella. Love this movie

bestfunny:

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"

an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict